"Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure."

"Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance of those who have a great deal less than themselves."

"How wonderful, how very wonderful the operations of time, and the changes of the human mind!"

"Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!"

"My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!"

"Think! You can think any think that you wish."