"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"A person who is knowingly bent on bad behavior, gets upset when better behavior is expected of them."

"You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in."

"Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons."

"May we continue to remember not to judge man by the color of his skin, but the content of his character."

"The distortion of the truth bothers me."