"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"General benevolence, but not general friendship, made a man what he ought to be."

"How wonderful, how very wonderful the operations of time, and the changes of the human mind!"

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself."

"As a matter of fact, I rather feel like expressing myself now."