"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"The Very first moment I beheld him, my heart was irrevocably gone."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love."

"It's such a happiness when good people get together."

"To love is to burn, to be on fire."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."