"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"General benevolence, but not general friendship, made a man what he ought to be."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"Always be a first-rate version of yourself."

"As a matter of fact, I rather feel like expressing myself now."

"Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure."