"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"To have beautiful lips, say beautiful things. To have beautiful eyes, look at people and see the good in them."

"You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut."

"You’re in pretty good shape for the shape you are in."

"I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him."

"People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love."