"Getting over a painful experience is much like crossing monkey bars. You have to let go at some point in order to move forward."

"She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression."

"Take one cup of love, two cups of loyalty, three cups of forgiveness, four quarts of faith and one barrel of laughter."

"Money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen."

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."

"Lord, what fools these mortals be!"