"I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you."

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you."

"My trouble was I had a mind but I couldn't make it up!"

"I think being sexy and comfortable in your body is a wonderful thing, and I don't mind being acknowledged for it or appreciated for it."

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!"

"I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some from behind."