"I can resist everything except temptation."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"I have learnt how to live, how to be in the world and of the world, and not just to stand aside and watch."

"You can find magic wherever you look. Sit back and relax, all you need is a book."