"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?"

"Being crazy isn't enough."

"If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up."

"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person."

"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance."