"A person who is knowingly bent on bad behavior, gets upset when better behavior is expected of them."

"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"To have beautiful lips, say beautiful things. To have beautiful eyes, look at people and see the good in them."

"I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him."

"May we continue to remember not to judge man by the color of his skin, but the content of his character."

"Writing for children is murder. A chapter has to be boiled down to a paragraph. Every word has to count."