"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"I can always live by my pen."

"Lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons."

"The distortion of the truth bothers me."

"If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world."

"But for my own part, if a book is well written, I always find it too short."