"Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably."

"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it's thinking of yourself less."

"A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading."

"You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me."

"Everyone thinks forgiveness is a lovely idea until he has something to forgive."

"I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once."