"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me."

"The most important thing is growing old gracefully."

"Congratulations! Today is your day!"

"You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child."

"How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?"