"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."

"I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe."

"The things that happen in your life are either your choices or opportunities and lessons the universe has put before you. Life on earth is like college and we're all just trying to pass the courses."