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(noun) A joke.

132 QUOTES
"Whisky is liquid sunshine."
— George Bernard Shaw
"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
— George Bernard Shaw
"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
— George Carlin
"Fashion is made to become unfashionable."
— Coco Chanel
"Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet."
— Bob Marley
"The only negativity I need in my life right now is a COVID test."
— Carla Stokes
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
— Marilyn Monroe
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
— George Carlin
"We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!"
— Benjamin Franklin
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
— Benjamin Franklin
"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
— Friedrich Nietzsche
"You will find the key to success under the alarm clock."
— Benjamin Franklin
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