(noun) A joke.
"Whisky is liquid sunshine."
"A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it."
"A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff."
"Fashion is made to become unfashionable."
"Bob Marley isn't my name. I don't even know my name yet."
"The only negativity I need in my life right now is a COVID test."
"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
"We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"In heaven, all the interesting people are missing."
"You will find the key to success under the alarm clock."