"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife."

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."

"How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?"

"I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation."