"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring."

"I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but the highest form of intelligence."

"A sarcastic person is a person who is not only witty but also wise."

"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."