"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness."

"Life is a party. Dress for it."

"I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues."

"Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."

"If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up."