(noun) Any of a class of organic compounds (such as ethanol) containing a hydroxyl functional group (-OH).
"Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living."
"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."
"Actually, depravity can be terribly boring if you don't smoke or drink."
"A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction."
"Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction."
"Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties."
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck."
"Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."
"There is truth in wine and children."
"Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
"Sit, be still, and listen, because you're drunk and we're at the edge of the roof."
"Good wine is a necessity of life for me."