"I have not the pleasure of understanding you."

"How clever you are, to know something of which you are ignorant."

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if your ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up."

"From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!"

"Poor empty pants with nobody inside them."

"Things may happen and often do to people as brainy and footsy as you."