"A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet."

"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different."

"It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed."

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."

"Money is not everything but it ranks right up there with oxygen."

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!"