Dog

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman."

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."

"If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much."

"What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!"

"The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's."

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."

"A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. a man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker."

"He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas."

"A dog has the soul of a philosopher."

"Only a foolish dog barks at a flying bird."

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog."