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"All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world."
— Aristotle
"The soul never thinks without a mental picture."
— Aristotle
"The secret to humor is surprise."
— Aristotle
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
— Albert Einstein
"I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking"
— Albert Einstein
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
— Albert Einstein
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
— Albert Einstein
"If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? 'I love you, too'."
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"
— Jess C. Scott
"One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry."
— Oscar Wilde
"Ronan said, "I'm always straight."Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told."
— Maggie Stiefvater
"V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love."
— Jess C. Scott
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