"All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world."
"The soul never thinks without a mental picture."
"The secret to humor is surprise."
"Never memorize something that you can look up."
"I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking"
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
"If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? 'I love you, too'."
"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"
"One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry."
"Ronan said, "I'm always straight."Adam replied "Oh, man, that's the biggest lie you've ever told."
"V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. It’s all artificial, and has nothing to do with real love."