Humor

"If something is going to happen to me, I want to be there."

"Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistable urge to commit murder, and an inferiority complex. Yippee."

"Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day."

"No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."

"If somebody says 'I love you' to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? 'I love you, too'."

"You will find the key to success under the alarm clock."

"Anyone can find the switch after the lights are on."

"You live but once; you might as well be amusing."

"Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear."

"What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one."

"I don't like it when I outweigh my men."

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."