Women

"Well, it seems to me that the best relationships - the ones that last - are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is... suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with."

"I don't like it when I outweigh my men."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up."

"Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping."

"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."

"A smart girl leaves before she is left"

"The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated."

"Women think of all colors except the absence of color."

"Women have the ability to do whatever they want in life and are not less than a man."

"Whenever men and women straighten their backs up, they are going somewhere, because a man can't ride your back unless it is bent"

"If a man talks bad about all women, it usually means he was burned by one woman."