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(noun) A joke.

117 QUOTES
"Look like barbie, Smoke like marley."
— Bob Marley
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
— Woody Allen
"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"
— Jess C. Scott
"We do not stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing!"
— Benjamin Franklin
"Fish and visitors smell in three days."
— Benjamin Franklin
"I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?"
— Jess C. Scott
"All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world."
— Aristotle
"Animals are my friends and I don't eat my friends."
— George Bernard Shaw
"You're not a man, you're a mushroom!"
— Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Don't use cannon to kill musquito."
— Confucius
"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called Ego."
— Friedrich Nietzsche
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
— Aristotle
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